Movin’ On Up!

Move over George and Weesy, cuz the Saints are movin’ on up.  The NFL Week 7 Power Rankings are out and while the top 10 is holding steady, things are gettin’ “all shook up” in the middle of the heap. 

 Below we give you the top 10 along with the only other team outside of the top 10 that matters.

#1 Patriots (7-0): Don’t worry 72 Dolphins. Their time will come.

#2 Colts (6-0): An undefeated team that doesn’t make us want to vomit.

#3 Green Bay (5-1): We predict that after the bye week, this team is saying “bye-bye” to the top 5.

#4 Dallas (6-1): Ooooh, you beat a crappy team like Minnesota. Shall we start engraving your Super Bowl Rings now?

#5 Giants (5-2): Elisha means business!

#6 Steelers (4-2): You’ve got to make the playoffs, just so we’ll have more time to watch Troy Polamalu’s luxurious locks flowing in the breeze.

#7 Jaguars (4-2): We Saints fans can’t imagine how embarrassing it is to get your asses kicked by the Colts in prime time. Oh, wait a minute…

#8 Chargers (3-3): The team is on fire…and sadly, so is the city.

#9 Titans (4-2): We suggest you treat your kicker to a buffet of hot sex with cheap women.

#10 Lions (4-2): Jon Kitna must be slipping bars of gold into the church collection plate to keep pulling these off.

#21 Saints (2-4): We’ve moved up 9 spots in the last two weeks. Keep this up and we’ll be in the top 5 come Thanksgiving.

Click here for a list of teams not worthy of our time.