Chicks Sips: Apple Green with Envy Martini and an Ice Cold Bird Shooter

 

There’s a chick in enemy territory this weekend.  Deep in the heart of Filthadelphia, where the rats roam free and the furry goatees turn decent looking men into human billy goats, Nola Chick will hold her own as one the only fans in the sports bar rooting for the other team.   Oh yeah, I’m gonna be that chick. 

Loud and proud of my black and gold, sporting a Colston jersey (or perhaps the black and gold Saints vest) but definitely a Saints wooly cap and fleur de lis necklace, I will brace myself for the barrage of not-so-clever insults, dirty looks, and the inevitable (because they’ve got no other card to pull) Katrina jokes.  But not to worry, I’ll take comfort in knowing my team still has a shot at the playoffs and their team is D.O.A.  I’ll have the memory of Deuce McAllister ending the careers of their “legendary” defensive ends.  Not to mention that while my QB may underperform under pressure, he would never disgrace us by spewing his chunky soup all over the sideline. And best of all, this Sunday I’ll have the antidote for even the most potent Eagles fan concocted haterade: The Apple Green with Envy Martini and an Ice Cold Bird Shooter. 

Warning: Chick Sips Recipe may cause bar fights, regrettable drunk dials, sloppy 2nd line dances, and slurred Who Dat chants.  

 The Apple Green with Envy Martini

1 1/2 oz Smirnoff Apple Twist Vodka

1 oz  Green Apple Schnapps

1 freshly squeezed lemon

Splash of  7up or Sprite

Thin Granny Smith Apple for garnish

Sugar rimmed glass Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice.  Cover and shake.For sugar rimmed glass, dip rim edge of martini glasses in a shallow dish with 1/4-inch water, then in a shallow dish with 1/4 sugar.Pour strained mixture into glass and serve. 

Ice Cold Bird Shooter

1/3 oz Smirnoff Apple Twist Vodka

1/3 oz Green Apple Schnapps

Splash of midori

Pour it all into a shot glass and serve it for your touchdown toast!