There are plenty of places I want to see a fleur-de-lis.On a man’s hairy crotch is NOT one of them.While recently searching for Saints gear on eBay, I stumbled upon an interesting (see: disturbing) lingerie item at an online store called the PM Treasure Chest.The item up for bid, a Men’s New Orleans Saints G-String.Here’s the description:
This is a brand new custom-made men’s New Orleans Saints g-string. It made with 100% cotton material. Lined for comfort. The size is one size fits most (medium to large). Come out and root for your favorite football team!
What better way to send a message that your team can kiss the crack of your ass than to don a pair of these lovely man-panties at the game!And you thought that Baby Tee on “F-Da Eagles” Heather broke some FCC rules…
I also love how the “one size fits all” is only for medium to large. Way to go Saints fans!
I don’t suppose now is a good time to mention that I commissioned the production of the garment in question, and that I know all too well how right you are about the “one size fits all” thing, which is why it’s on eBay right now.
Well, that and I decided instead tthat the full on over-the-shoulders banana hammock was more up my alley. This time it’ll be 100% Spandex, Old Gold and will give a whole new meaning to “Bless You Boys”
i dont know…. that g-string deal may not be a bad idea! picture it on someone say… like COLSTON…. or DEUCE….KARNEY….LANCE….REGGIE. I think we should hold an audition. I’ll volunteer to be the judge. Let mr know when you get this function together. lol
Jeezum, seester. You mean that golden spoon thong wasn’t a bad 2007-season-induced dream? It actually happened? And you haven’t forgotten it?
For the record, Chef just suggested the idea — and it was for a Cafe 641 Who Dat who appreciates Rita Benson LeBlanc. It was the Seester who brought it to fruition.
Well, might as well send them the link then. Don’t know how many are left in stock.
Something told me the “G” in “GW” referred to butt floss.
And I think I have mixed feelings about seeing even the Sexiest saint wearing one of those cotton disasters. If they’re gonna let it all hang out, just be butt-ass nekkid. Better that than the chafing marks from a poorly made man-thong.
Oh, and why wasn’t I ever notified about these golden spoon undies? I demand to speak to a manager!
I don’t suppose now is a good time to mention that I commissioned the production of the garment in question, and that I know all too well how right you are about the “one size fits all” thing, which is why it’s on eBay right now.
Well, that and I decided instead tthat the full on over-the-shoulders banana hammock was more up my alley. This time it’ll be 100% Spandex, Old Gold and will give a whole new meaning to “Bless You Boys”
i dont know…. that g-string deal may not be a bad idea! picture it on someone say… like COLSTON…. or DEUCE….KARNEY….LANCE….REGGIE. I think we should hold an audition. I’ll volunteer to be the judge. Let mr know when you get this function together. lol
that last line should read…let me know when you get this function together. lol.
Are you sure the ad didn’t say rutting for your team??
All cotton? You mean someone cut up those bed sheets you can buy in your team print and made sacks out of them?
Ew. Is. Right. I’d rather have one of Chef’s golden spoon thongs.
Jeezum, seester. You mean that golden spoon thong wasn’t a bad 2007-season-induced dream? It actually happened? And you haven’t forgotten it?
For the record, Chef just suggested the idea — and it was for a Cafe 641 Who Dat who appreciates Rita Benson LeBlanc. It was the Seester who brought it to fruition.
Well, might as well send them the link then. Don’t know how many are left in stock.
Something told me the “G” in “GW” referred to butt floss.
And I think I have mixed feelings about seeing even the Sexiest saint wearing one of those cotton disasters. If they’re gonna let it all hang out, just be butt-ass nekkid. Better that than the chafing marks from a poorly made man-thong.
Oh, and why wasn’t I ever notified about these golden spoon undies? I demand to speak to a manager!
Great, now we’ll see someone modeling them…
Here it is: Golden Spoon Thong