Comments on: Tit for Tat

By: nolachick

nolachick — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:24:44 +0000

While they don’t hide the rolls, they certainly distract from them. I’d imagine a shirtless picture of tuna would be all the motivation I need to keep my ass in a gym this summer. or perhaps it would make me all the more envious of his healthy “c” cups.

By: Monty Beaver

Monty Beaver — Fri, 30 May 2008 07:39:18 +0000

And for the record, the tits don’t much hide the walrus rolls. I think, physiologically speaking, the Tuna is of Eskimo stock.

By: Monty Beaver

Monty Beaver — Fri, 30 May 2008 07:37:00 +0000

Too true, too true. The pieces you’ve given us this off season have been surpassingly brilliant. I just meant to make a joke about the post and reading back on it, I sound like I’m making an indictment. Uncalled for.

You’re still Monty’s #1 love interest, and not just cause you dig on Tina Turner.

By: nolachick

nolachick — Fri, 30 May 2008 00:11:17 +0000

I give you vilma in the offseason…i give you Deuce. surely there’s room left for some man titty love.
besides, i’ve been holding in my envy/adoration for bill’s boobs for some time now. it’s time we speak truth to power!

By: Monty Beaver

Monty Beaver — Thu, 29 May 2008 19:21:59 +0000

So it’s come to this.
Bill Parcells man-titty posts.
In the long, dry desert of the off-season, the only football nourishment we manage to come across must be suckled from the flabby tit of a Dolphins “executive” who looks like my Aunt PeBe.

I’ll admit, it’s more interesting than the Arena Football League.

By: Apryl DeLancey

Apryl DeLancey — Thu, 29 May 2008 19:16:44 +0000

This rocks! I am still laughing! May I suggest Mike Holmgren next? How about crossing over into other sports like baseball past and present? I’ve witnessed Tommy Lasorda’s need for a bro in person many times when he skippered my hometown team.

By: saintseester

saintseester — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:38:59 +0000

Bill’s boobs are bigger than mine! But, mine are perkier, somewhat.

By: nolachick

nolachick — Wed, 28 May 2008 23:21:59 +0000

@ chef: do you honestly believe we didn’t exhaust and extend every possible resource to find a shirtless or even fishnet shirt wearing tuna? sure we could have photoshopped one, but wouldn’t that just leave you yearning for the real thing?
@ Judy: by all means, let the NFL Asshole nominations commence!
@GW: That episode always left me feeling dead inside. Damn that bubble boy. Damn him to hell!

By: GW

GW — Wed, 28 May 2008 17:48:35 +0000

I had always heard that Parcells burned his manzzierre in a very public ERA protest back in 78.

In related news, it’s not moobs. It’s Moors. It’s a misprint.

Bubble boy was an asshole.

By: Judy Parcells

Judy Parcells — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:56:41 +0000

Don’t be fooled NolaChick. William always wears a bro when he coaches. Ask him to raise his shirt and you’ll witness the never-ending expanse of a DDD. Please notify me when you start featuring NFL assholes as I’d like to nominate one.